Hello Darlings

Hello Mortals!!

Nobody summoned you, go back to wherever it was you came from.

Oh Astarion, don't you know? I'm everywhere!!!

Hi Everyone

Oh, there you are. I was starting to think you weren't coming. sips drink

*rubs back of head*Ah, well. Had to get a drink first. Gonna find those kids

You're looking for children? Already? Look I may have confessed some things back at the carnival, but KIDS WAS NOT ONE OF THEM!!! I do hope you don't intend on bringing them back here!!

What's the matter? Don't think you'd make a good father?

Fuck you're still here? No, I wouldn't. And what business of yours is it anyway?

* laughs No, No, the royal children. They were kidnapped and we're just going to find and bring them back to the king. Also, we will talk about kids when we feel like we're ready. For now, I don't want anything keeping us from nightly rituals..

Alright fine, I'll leave you be....... for now.

NOT THAT KIND

Oh? then do tell!

Tell him nothing!

...

That's ok. I'll just find out through your fantasies. I can enter your dreams after all

You don't want to do that. It might drive you mad

Don't. You Dare.

We'll see

That's it. I'm going to start dreaming of rainbows or kittens or something equally as boring

Look if you WANT to see my thoughts, I don't owe you compensation...

I've seen what you do when you're awake. I can only imagine what you're doing when you're sleeping

Enjoy the show did we?

internal panic

I feel like we should be charging if he's going to watch

I don't need EVERYONE knowing I'm a closet freak!

I'd hardly call you in the closet dear. You're very bold when it comes to asking for what you want.

Grosss

I-- Well maybe I like the innocent persona.... sips Feywild Fizz Cocktail

After you finish your drink, perhaps I'll have mine.....

Get a room already...

Gods, can we stop talking about sex in the bar?

The bartender gives you all a strange look and says "I've heard worse"

Great! Now the bartender is involved

I'm sure she's seen worse too

Chelsea stairs at Astarion, winking as she says. "Not much worse"

Mom wouldn't tolerate me talking about all this openly

Then don't tell her!

*Grab's drink and proceeds to the garden

Now Karlach left. I feel bad now

I wouldn't. Besides, your mom already knows. She was bloody there, in the stands, which by the way...... What was that all about? I mean they should put a sign up warning people. Literally everybody knows now

Even Gale shudders

Trust me, I wish I didn't.

AH! Where'd you come from?!?

The couch?, The Astral Plane? Boulder's Gate? You'll have to be more specific.

How long were you in here?

She meant just now, you arcane asshat

Oh.... then the couch

I'm just glad my parents got teleported back home after the truth chamber....Don't wanna confront them about it...at least not yet

You sure? I could open a portal for you

If you open a portal, then kindly take yourself somewhere away from here

laughs

I'd offer to take you with me, but I doubt anyone would want to take you anywhere

Hey watch it

Have you seen me? Everyone wants to take me...

No doubt winks

Even the bartender

The bartender blushes

.... I'm down if you are, Astarion.

See Gale, this is what desire looks like. They don't even mind sharing. The only thing people want to share with you is a ticket back to the rock you crawled out of

{sighs}

Did someone mention rocks?

What do you want with rocks?

I collect the more....... unique among them.

Oh no I don't mind sharing....as long as I still have you to myself in the end

You collect... rocks? And I thought gale had a problem

{Turns away and starts to walk off}

Unique rocks? Like crystals?

You could say that.

Gale come back for a minute. you got any weird rocks?

Oh, sure, now you want to know what I've collected. Nobody was interested before

Still not

Because you're a know-it-all nerd who think's he's a smartass

At least I don't suck! {Stares at Astarion} or throw myself at some pasty ass man whore {changes his glance to Fernessa}

You're just jealous nobody wants your glowy ass

Hey! We both suck! Just I aim lower...

...

The bartender seems intrigued

You too! Gods is there anyone who doesn't want your pathetic ass Astarion

Not that I've found

Lae'zel doen't

She'll come around

Or Shadowheart

Gotta admit, going to be hard getting her away from Araavos. Even I have to admit defeat there

AHA!!!! Someone finally better than you!

Don't do anythin with Shadowheart. Might get jealous for once. She's REALLY pretty

You know... If I can convince Araavos to share.... Maybe all four of us...{he trails off in thought}

ASTARION! ....I call first.

{Walks back in for another drink}

Hi Karlach! smiles

Hey umm.... {nervously tries to navigate the conversation} How's it going?

Good. Sorry it was awkward earlier. I promise, I didn't mean to scare you off like that, girl

It's ok, just got weird. {Whispers to Fernessa "I kinda had a thing for Astarion too. But you go girl, he's cute"}

Haven't seen him. whispers to Karlach: You and Darkus are cute though. I'd go for it

He's cute, but like. I kinda get the feeling he's not telling me everything.

He's not

Me too to be honest. It's like something is eating at him. sips drink

What do you know glowy man

Not for me to say... Perhaps you should just ask him

And why not?

Because, it's none of my business really. I collect knowledge, I don't easily share it. Besides... do you really want the truth coming from me? A stranger?

What truth?

Yes!!!!!!! Spill it glowy man

The name..... is Solidus. And again, perhaps you should just ask him. However should he not want to share, then, and only then, will I consider your request... for a price.

Is it gold? Cause, if it's a juicy secret, I'm buying

I don't have much money, haha..

I know. I paid for everything, remember

Might work the alley, I don't know. obviously joking

You do that and I will turn you and sell you to another vampire lord. Perhaps Strahd would appreciate a new spawn

He's busy. Besides, he has his eyes on Axel

Two sexy vampires?!? IS THIS HEAVEN?!?

The red in Astarion's eyes glow brighter now. Is he Jealous?

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What?!!!! No... I meant.... I'd..... you know what, nevermind

> He's busy. Besides, he has his eyes on Axel @Demigod Solidus Solaris (@Solidus) - jump Axel? I know her! She's well known in my circle

Yes, well Strahd still wants to turn her into his bride

Who's this Axel person?

An archdruid from my druid circle. only ascended a couple months ago. Real nutcase. Intensely scared of trolls for some reason. Panics if someone mentions them

Who's afraid of some stupid old troll?

Axel Sylvaranth is

She is, but even still, she's not one to take lightly. She's been through some shit. Some of which I may or may not have put her through. Regardless, I could take that fear away, but she never asked

You can just take away a fear? What else can you do?... asking for friend.

No you're not

I am that friend

Ok, fine, I'm asking for me

Everything, Astarion... Everything

I already offered you gold

Gold has no value to me. Don't worry though, in time you'll find out

Ok, but about that secret Darkus has been keeping?

What do you want? Blood? Sex? My Firstbon Child?

No, Perhaps, Definetly not

Oh fuck me... If a god wants to play then I'm just..... Don't you have some Goddess you can play with? Leave the mortals to the mortals.

Is someone jealous?

Who me? Of him? Absolutely not....... Oh who am I kidding, look at him. I'd fuck him....

Were you jealous of Strahd earlier?

Gods no, he may be more powerful, but I'm far the superior lover

You're right. If legends are true, He'd probably keep comparing me to his brother's wife. No one wants that. The man probably doesn't get any action, so he'd most likely last four seconds

Four seconds is still longer than I've ever had. Not easy when you can literally set people on fire

laughs sorry, that's funny

I last at least 5 minutes

No one cares

You poor man, just the foreplay alone lasts hours longer than you

Really?

blushes Astarion...

The bartender's gaze falls to the floor, along with her jaw as a bead of sweat drops down her forehead

The poor bartender. I think we should stop

Trust me darling, once I start, nobody wants me to stop

The bartender has fainted

for sure

Is she gonna be ok?

Someone should help her

Ah great, I was going to ask for a new drink

There goes another one

You go help her, Gale. Maybe someone will finally want you after Mystra dumped you

She didn't dump me.... We're just on a break

The denial

You'll see, once I figure this thing in my chest out, everything will be fine... you'll see....

Good luck with that, took a wish to fix mine

I could fix it, I just don't care.

Ugh, that genie gave me a weird cloak. Threw it on the ground. Looked ugly as hell

That's because it's a scam darling. I tried to warn you.

Not for me it wasn't

Well that's because you're lucky

you literally broke the damn wheel!!!!

He still won't let me play any more

He threatened to turn me into a teacup if I didn't leave

He turned me into a Cheese Wheel

I would've gotten hungry

You wouldn't dare

walks to kitchen Yknow what? I'm hungry now

You don't know, she might

Not if she knew what would happen

So...... Since I have you two here

stops ....*listens from the hallway

So.... Fernessa says I can only do this if she gets to play too.... but you two exlusive or what, because honestly, I'm game for whatever

The heat in Araavos's eye intensifies as he glances over to Shadoheart

Well? Your call.

I mean, I don't know, perhaps we'll talk. That is if Fernessa steps out of the hallway and asks us herself

HOW DID YOU--

The walls aren't that thick, besides we can hear how many steps you took, it was only 4

That and we could hear you gasp when he started talking

I'm not hearing a no

I said we'll talk

Of course I would, Look at Shadowheart! She's beautiful!

{Leans to Araavos} I like this one...

So do I, but Astaarion? Really? Does he have to be involved?

I think they come as a package, just like us.... We do have to play fair you know

Must I?

I can hear you!!!!!!!

It could be just us and Shadowheart--

Not a chance.

No, he plays too

No that's an interesting scenario

Again, still here, can still hear you

Yeah you're right. I was mostly joking anyways. I'd never leave him out

Awww.. See, she loves me

Wow, willing to deny us both for Astarion. I'm honestly impressed

She has no idea what she's missing.

Maybe I am. But I'm good with what I have. So if it's never going to happen, fine.

She doesn't. But then again, Love will do that to you I supposed. Not everyone can seperate sex and love.

I can. I can do both of you

We know you can, we wanted to see if she would.

...

Go darling. Let me know how it was cause I'm next

See, now that's what I'm talking about. True seperation and persuit of pleasure

Well, time to try and increase my body count.

That's the spirit

First time with a girl, though

Might not be your last

Hey now, don't forget about me

You heard me in the truth chamber. I've only had two previous lovers before Astarion. One was a centaur.

A sense of thrill and extasy washes over you. The night seems to go on forever. How long has it been? Hours? Days? Weeks? As Araavos opens a portal back to the tavern from his personal demiplane,You can barely stand let alone walk as you emerge from the portal

stumbles through portal

We should do that again..

yep. for sure

He tossess you an elixir, as you drink it, your stamina starts to return. You almost feel as though you could go again

Next time bring your own, you'll need them

(did he just give me fantasy viagra?)

Where can I get one of those? You know... just in case...

I don't think you need it..

You never know.... Could come in handy

That's rich coming from you, Astarion.

I don't sparkle darling....

If she wants to go with you, without me, that's her decision. But she knows what I can do. Not sure she'd risk the disappointment if you don't live up to the task and I'm not there to finish it

you want to say something, but you don't want to tell Astarion he's been bested by a god

(but i still love him. Dont love Araavos)

Perhaps I could take him without you Araavos, I can always meet with you after. But if I'm taking you Astarion, Fernessa comes too

Deal!!!!! By the way, how was it Darling? Was it worth it?

*looks at Shadowheart*Me? Are you sure? looks at Astarion and frowns a little before turning away

Yes, Besides, I think he's up for two

Oh absolutely, when do we start? But Fernessa.... darling... my little juice box... What's wrong? You didn't tell me anything

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You know I love you, Astarion, but....

Oh look, she doesn't want to hurt him....

Shut up Araavos, she loves him.. Of course she doesn't want to hurt him with the truth. Just let her make him feel better

Truth? What truth? What happened in there?

.... *brethes in*.... He was better than you in terms of pleasure! I'm sorry!

Well I should hope so.. Look at him. You sure you don't want to come too Araavos?

I don't play well with.... well males.. You two have fun though. Glad to see you're taking it well

Please don't be upset?...

Well if I can share with a god, and they still come back, I'm not doing half bad. I'll take my wins where I can

Never! Besides, it'll probably be one time with him.

No it won't.

No... it won't, you think to yourself

(Get out my head)

But I like it in here...

As long as there's no hard feelings. Besides, I still came back. Obviously I don't have any romantic feeling for Space Man

What's everyone talking about?

Not much, Shortstack

Oh, ok..

Who's gonna tell him?

Don't look at me, I don't even wanna know myself

That you fixed your heart?

Yes you do

Shut up Astarion

Now boys, No fighting laughs

I love a good fight

As do I!!!

Oh, there you are, been wondering where you ran off to

Heyyy!!! Been wondering when another green person was gonna come in.

You and I are not the same

You're right. I don't look like a monkey swallowed a lemon

Lae'zel nears her hand to her blade

You dare speak to me like that?

Oh I dare. You were complaining about my smell being all over Astarion like some freak. And maybe I find it hot when someone threatens my life.

Besides, the only one puckering her lips around here seems to be you

...

Yes, go little gnome..

don't be mean to the little guy. pick on someone your own size

Lae'zel pins you to the floor. A dagger at your throat

Like this?

Can you get off? Your breath stinks

The fury in her eyes intensifies, if you show your strength now, who knows what might happen

Tell me again... who I should be picking on

slides knee under her and knees her in the stomach to get her off before jumping to my feet Not me, that's for sure.

Lae'Zel... Enough.. Come

Coming Zhak vo'n'ash duj

What does that mean?

I'll tell you later. But you already know...

???

Astarion pulls you in close. Almost as though he's going in for another drink....

Now?

Source of my buises, darling? It means he dominates her. Like I said, you know what that's like

Really? Her and--.....SHE WOULD BE DOMINATING HIM!

Apparantly our friend Araavos here has something she wants

I have what everyone wants Astarion. Yourself included

What's this? For a moment, a brief moment you actually see the blood return to his cheeks. Is that even possible?

If she wasn't so mean, maybe I'd consider it. Personality matters too, and--.... *looks at Astarion

What?!

Just go have fun. I'll be here

What feels like mere moments to you was days for the trio. He stumbles out the portal, somehow even paler than he already was. His clothes in tatters, his hair a mess. You know all to well the pleasures that can be endured in that chamber. He immediatly grabs you by the neck for a drink, he needs to feed, he needs nurishment, he needs..... you

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She just lets him. definitely enjoying it

As Astarion pulls away you can feel the warmth drain from your skin as he breaths in a sign of relief.

Are you okay? she looks at him

I am now... That was...

Intense? We know!

I do think we drained him this time

Do I get my turn, Astarion? winks

Araavos sneaks a vial into Astarion's pocket

Go ahead, I'll be right up

Alright. heads upstairs

Follows

Where are those two going?

Private time lil buddy

Private time... what do you.. mea.....n.... Oh...

That's right....

You know.... I'm not so

Shut up Gale

Not now Gale

But....

I'd drop it...

{sighs}

Ugh, what are you all talking about?

Sex darling. We're talking about Sex. Care to join us?

Why would I do that?

Because we're so damned good at it. And you look like you'll fit right in

You know, I'm not even going to try to stop you with this one. I want in too

I'm kind of taken, love. Apologies.

Your loss

Shame

My body has been claimed by a demon, soooo...

Well then, I shall have to have a word with this demon then..

Sorry, you're going to do what?

Trust me, I'd love to if it were possible, but....yknow demons...

Nothing sweetheart, relax, nothing to fear

Graz'zt.

I'll be back Girls. Business to attend to

A Portal to hell appears, and Araavos dissappears

I'm fucked, aren't I?

Did he just?

open a portal to hell to talk to my demon boyfriend? yes

Talk about going to hell and back for someone.. This crazy fucker's actually doing it

Kind of romantic to be honest. But I'm not one for love.

I am!

They each have their purpose

sits down I'mma wait here

Rilith hears a booming voice in her head as the collar around her neck breaks "You are freed..... But you'll always be welcome here.. Do not make me regret this"

I...What?

I think we're good

What in the nine hells did you do?

What did you do?

We came to an understanding....

Does this mean I can sleep with the wizard?

YES!!!!!!!

I find his desperation endearing

What? Really?

Really?

Really

No way

Didn't see that coming

...

Ugh, it's not like any of you will let me top

I actually prefer it

It's true, he does

What does she mean by top?

Shut up Gale....

Oh you poor thing

Well.. I... we umm... I once tried to....

Oh my god he's a lying little virgin

Am not, I've done stuff... Just... not... You know what fuck you Astarion, not everyone makes it their life's mission you know

I knew it

Tell you what sweetheart. You and me for tonight. Okay?

Rolls eyes

Nope, he's a gonner for sure

You all hush! Maybe I pity the nerd.

Not you i'm worried about

Well gale, congradulations, you scored the one person that might just make a man out of your pathetic old ass

You're older than I am

Yes, but I don't look it. Vampirism has it's charms after all, What did Mistra give you? Besides depression.

I like the pasty one.

Everyone does darling

I do not

Not this one, Astarion. She's full of herself

Nobody asked you

So... are we going or???

Better hurry before she comes to her senses

Well Gale, you coming or what, cutie? touches cheek while walking away

{Sticks toungue out at Astarion} Jealous?

Nope, everyone needs a practice run

Funny, that's what we called him

Stop... he wasn't supposed to know

Know what?

Nothing

....

Rilith and Gales night together was uneventful. The highlight of their night was the bomb in Gale's chest nearly exploding from loss of control. What will they do with the rest of their night together. It's only been a few minutes, perhaps there's still time to convince the others?

{Comes downstairs} That was amazing..... I think she's pretty satisfied...

walks downstairs and immediately grabs a drink of hard liqour

See, she even needs a drink to calm herself

Oh honey, that's not why she's drinking

Did they even leave? I didn't even notice

They left for a few minutes

You poor girl....

Yeah, she had a rough time.. I'm tellin ya

I felt bad for him. I genuinely just wanted to save his virgin ass. But this man can't be saved. He's gods awful.

Awefully good, right babe?

No

{sighs}

So... Shadowheart, shall we show her what she's actually been missing?

I thought you'd never ask.. Fernessa you comming?

I think I'll stay here. Sorry. Not interested in her. No offense.

Your loss

Fernessa.... I'm suprised, after all we've been through, with both of us? Could you imagine one more? Come now... for us?

I don't know...There's something...off. I don't like it looks at Rilith

My demonic energy?

Don't be scared. Shadowheart has the same energy, and you remember when she.... {redacted}. Besides, I'll be there, you'll be safe.

{Smiles at Fernessa}

Do you just convince every girl to an orgy?

Only the appealing ones

(sarcasticly): Ohhh. So I guess I'm special?

You know Sarcasm is unbecoming, but yes. It's not everyone I invite into our chambers

I'm still trying to convince him of a few people

Never gonna happen....

Come on. It'll be fun. I don't bite, but your hubby does~

You're fucking Lae'zel, you can't tell me that

That's different.... she needs to be put in her place

Maybe I want that?

Fernessa gets it... She likes to be dominated too

You told them!!!!!

like it? it's all I crave in terms of sex

So then why are you still debating this? Let's go already!

Alright! Alright!

Just go sippy cup. I'll be here when you're done

blushes sippy cup...

Oh gods are we doing nicknames now?

if you want.you already call me darling

I call everyone darling, darling...

He does, it's kinda cute

You'd be cute too if it weren't for that whole set a man on fire thing

You know that's fixed, right?

Is it now???

I love a lady with muscles. But Karlach more strikes me as the monogamous type. looking for a one and only

Yeah, I mean.... He's cute, but I really want more ya'know. Still, it would be nice to see what it's like for once.... Even if it's just a one and done

You can come too I suppose...

You sure?

Someone has to teach her before she goes and comits and comes off the market

{blushes}

It's am orgy for real now

A portal opens as Araavos looks longingly over Karlach, Fernessa, Rilith, and Shadowheart

Shall we?

Dibs on the tiefling first

Oh, to be a bat in those rafters

Do you mind the vamp watching?

He's going to want to play

So?

No males, I'm sorry, I don't do both...

Just... go... I'll get my turn eventually...

I'm still here, ready ladies!!!!!

To think I started with only 2 relashionships, and now I'm part of a demi-god's harem

Fun, isn't it?

Yeah, honstly, didn't see it coming when we first hooked up either

I did

And yet you're still coming

Yep

Well let's go already

The portal closes behind you all

just collapses onto the couch

Clearly, you all bored her to death.. Too bad she didn't take me up on her offer, she'd still be standing

Gale...lifts head up. weak This is what happens when you do a GOOD job. Rilith said your dick was small too.

I never made you pass out like that... unless I literally drained your blood first

Not now, Babe. I lobe you, buit not now

{Steps out of the portal last}. Same time tomorrow?

I think some of them may need more time. They're not used to us yet

You're buying drinks fisrt

You!!!!! I like you. Closing the portal. Nobody has ever done that. Or even had the strength to last that long..

That was impresssive, I almost got depleted myself

So...... that's what it feels like

Oh, me? Well, I guess it's that demon in me. Such a fiend she is.

Do I have to commit to one person? I mean.. If I can do this all the time?

YES!!! You should... Love... remember... it's worth it...

I mean, when you find that someone, as long as your love is okay with it, then do whatever

> Like me and Mistra. Our love is eternal @Gale (@Solidus) - jump SHUT UP SHRIMP DICK

I like shrimp

Not what I meant

Well... I mean I'm not in love yet.... I mean Flubber's nice and all. But I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.

Not that shrimp

Gale's clothes dissappear as a smirking Araavos sips his drink

Yeah, that one